The Great School Holiday Survival Guide (For Parents Who’ve Already Lost the Plot)

Ah, school holidays. That magical time when kids forget what shoes are, time stops making sense, and the snack drawer empties faster than your patience. But fear not — with a little prep (and a lot of outsourcing), you can survive. Here’s your Sit Happens–certified guide to making it through without hiding in the pantry.

1. Set the vibe early
Let the kids know the plan: fun, routines, chill time, and YES… Mum/Dad still needs 3 minutes to drink a coffee without narrating a Bluey episode.

2. Mix it up
Alternate high-energy days (parks, outings, Mini Mates Dates, playdates) with low-stimulation days (puzzles, crafts, movies, backyard chaos). Keeps kids engaged and you sane.

3. Call in the reinforcements
Babysitters. Grandparents. School holiday programs. Your mate who said “Let me know if you need help!” (we’re calling their bluff).
Or book the Sit Happens Crew — aka The Sanity Savers™.

4. Create a boredom-buster stash
Activity cards, Lego prompts, colour walks, sticker books — your future self will thank you.

5. Don’t forget yourself
Book the haircut. Take the Pilates class. Sit on the couch and stare into the void. Holiday survival = parent survival, too.